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  • Going Fishing in the Morning

    This has been a crazy day and I am so fucking burned out that I am going to take off from work tomorrow and just go fishing. I am so tired of all the problems with the customers who are never happy and do nothing but complain and insult me. I can’t bear the thought…

    August 27, 2012
  • Facebook Is Crazy

    Facebook was such a hot item a couple years ago.I remember how excited everyone was to have an alternative to MySpace. I was never really into MySpace, but the Facebook thing was really different and it was exciting looking up all my friends. But then they started changing everything. I think the strangest thing is…

    July 10, 2012
  • Swimsuit Shopping

    If you are happy with your body, then shopping for a swimsuit can be fun. It is exciting to find new colors and patterns that make your body look hot. But if you have been letting yourself go, if you have some love handles or a little belly pooch, then buying a swimsuit can be…

    June 30, 2012
  • Popcorn Cravings

    What is it about popcorn that gets my mouth watering? I love the smell of popcorn, but it doesn’t even take the smell of popping corn to give me the cravings for it. There is something about going to the movie theater and getting popcorn that is like a must have pairing. Its like soup…

    May 21, 2012
  • Happy Birthday Nanna

    Today would have been my Nanna’s birthday. She would have been 80 years old, which is pretty old for anyone actually. I know some people call their grandmother other nicnames or pet names. My grandmother was always Nanna to me. I don’t know who decided to call her that. She was a sweet lady with…

    May 15, 2012
  • Awards Shows are Boring

    Does it seem like every couple of weeks there is another fucking awards show on TV? I mean, come on! How many awards shows do we really  need? There are shows for movies, for music, for Broadway, for TV and even for fucking commercials now. Enough with the boring ass awards shows!

    May 10, 2012
  • No Cell Phones in the Bathroom

    Did you know that the number one reason people call about needing their cell phones repaired or replaced is because they dropped their cell phone in the toilet? That is the number one reason! Is that not crazy to you? Why do people take their fucking cell phone into the bathroom with them in the…

    April 28, 2012
  • Paper Products

    My girl, Angela, has been on food stamps for almost a year now because she can’t find a fucking job. Why is it so hard to get a job and childcare that can be scheduled to work out for single moms? Employers have to realize that some people have to drop off kids at day…

    April 22, 2012
  • Movies

    I am going to the movies tonight with some friends to see John Carter. This movie was not advertised nearly enough, because no one had fucking heard of it until after it came out. Usually there are so many ads for a movie that it makes you nausea’s, but not this one. The first weekend it…

    March 31, 2012
  • One Sale a Day

    I love this website. They always have the neatest fucking shit. There are different categories, like home, family, jewelry, watches etc. Plus, they have flash sales that last one day and usually have a lot of electronics on it. Every so often they have free give away’s as well. I have bought numerous items for…

    March 25, 2012
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