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I’ve used WordPress for my blog ever since I decided to write online. I love the software and it is free. This is one of the best bargains in the world except for maybe the air we breathe. I mean, there’s hundreds of thousands of man-hours put into this software and they never charge any money for it. I don’t see how these guys can make a living and pay their damn bills!

Some of the things that I want to do with this blog are not working out right, so I started asking some tech friends if there is anything I can do. Of course there is! I can use plugins to do almost all of the extra things that I want WordPress to do for my blog. I just have to read up on plugins a little and try out a couple of them.

If you have any favorite plugins, leave me a comment and share the name of it with me. The only one that I know is Akismet, which came with WordPress for free and it blocks spam. I love Akismet – it works great and saves me from the aggravation of deleting doznes of spam comments every day.

Did you know that the number one reason people call about needing their cell phones repaired or replaced is because they dropped their cell phone in the toilet? That is the number one reason! Is that not crazy to you? Why do people take their fucking cell phone into the bathroom with them in the first place?

Here’s a clue, people. Leave the cell phone on the table or the desk in the other room while you go do your business in the bathroom. you do not need your phone while you are using the toilet. Trust me on this. just leave the cell phone in the other room and don’t take it in the bathroom with you. The world will not end if you miss a call while you are taking a crap. To be honest, if you are taking a crap I don’t want to be talking to you right then. I can wait until you wipe your ass and wash your hands. Seriously.

Glass touch screen clip

This cool clip on Technorati shows a man using Windows XP on a HUGE glass touchscreen monitor in a Public place. Would love to find one like this for my House or work space. I woder if it can use Windows Vista the same way?A truley must see video clip if your into future computer products.

3D Hologram displays

Saw website that sells Hologram displays the cheapest model at the moment is $18,500 and is called the Heliodisplay. Would be cool to play a couple of my favoreite video games on it one day. In a few years I imagine it will cost less to manufacter and project a better looking picture probably in high definition and who knows one day our mobile devices will have this technology standard in them.

Have been playing with the XBOX for so long have not had time to blog much one of my favotire games on the XBOX 360 is twenty five to life which is a game rated mature that allows the player to go around on a kill spree and is the first true cops-and-robbers game. Choose your side in this urban action third-person shooter. The game delivers intense online gameplay for up to 16 players, as well as a rich single-player experience. Witness the gritty lifestyles of police task forces or strive to survive as a gangster fighting your way out of the streets. One of the best games I ve ever played. Can not wait till Halo 3 comes out which should be real soon.