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Swimsuit Shopping

If you are happy with your body, then shopping for a swimsuit can be fun. It is exciting to find new colors and patterns that make your body look hot.

But if you have been letting yourself go, if you have some love handles or a little belly pooch, then buying a swimsuit can be really hard on the ego. And really, I don’t see how the fat girls even do it. If I was fat, the last place I would want to be is the beach in a bathing suit making me look fat.

I’m going shopping for a new suit this weekend and I hope my baby sister can come with me. She is such a hottie and she has great taste. We always have a lot of fun when shopping at the mall together.

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No Cell Phones in the Bathroom

Did you know that the number one reason people call about needing their cell phones repaired or replaced is because they dropped their cell phone in the toilet? That is the number one reason! Is that not crazy to you? Why do people take their fucking cell phone into the bathroom with them in the first place?

Here’s a clue, people. Leave the cell phone on the table or the desk in the other room while you go do your business in the bathroom. you do not need your phone while you are using the toilet. Trust me on this. just leave the cell phone in the other room and don’t take it in the bathroom with you. The world will not end if you miss a call while you are taking a crap. To be honest, if you are taking a crap I don’t want to be talking to you right then. I can wait until you wipe your ass and wash your hands. Seriously.

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Paper Products

My girl, Angela, has been on food stamps for almost a year now because she can’t find a fucking job. Why is it so hard to get a job and childcare that can be scheduled to work out for single moms? Employers have to realize that some people have to drop off kids at day care and pick them up at certain times. and other moms have to make sure their kid gets on the school bus and has someplace to go after school. If you are making up a work schedule, how hard is it to consider that your start time doesn’t work out for most people? Would it kill you to change the shift start times by an hour and open up that position to other qualified people who need a job?

So with the food stamps thing my g/f can’t buy paper products at the grocery store. So, if you have no job and no money and you need toilet paper, what the fuck are you supposed to do? they haven’t published a Sears catalog for a long damn time now, so its not like the old days of taking a couple of catalog pages with you to the outhouse. Come on, people. Get some sense about what food stamps will pay for and give people the right help until they can get on their feet.

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One Sale a Day

I love this website. They always have the neatest fucking shit. There are different categories, like home, family, jewelry, watches etc. Plus, they have flash sales that last one day and usually have a lot of electronics on it. Every so often they have free give away’s as well. I have bought numerous items for myself and for friends birthdays and Christmas presents from this site, some of them only a few dollars for the product. I got this awesome set of Ed Hardy jewelry, a necklace and ear rings for only 3 dollars. That was amazing. Of course, I had to pay shipping but it wasn’t that much and still was worth the purchase.

I just love shopping. Whether it is online or at the mall, I am the typical girl who loves to shop till I drop. I don’t even have to buy anything to enjoy myself. I can look to my hearts content and try stuff on and be totally happy. I know that sounds corny, but it is true and I am not embarrassed by it. I love being a girl and doing these things. I love girl clothes and how they make me feel. We should all be so fucking lucky.

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I love shoes. No really, I fucking love shoes. Any kind of shoes make me happy. Boots, high heels, sneakers, sandals, clogs, it does not matter I love them all. A girl can never have enough shoes. This being said, I am going shopping for some new shoes. There are some really good sales right now for boots and winter shoes leftovers as well as sandals for summer. My favorite sandals are leather ones, although I always get some that can get wet for the beach and such. I will peruse the sales for winter boots as I happen to love wearing boots to keep me warm in the winter.

There are always good shoe sales in March and April. This is the best time of year to buy most shoes with the exception of the Back to school sales. That is when I usually buy my sneakers. Lady Footlocker has amazing sneaker sales during the back to school sales. I buy my high heels whenever I see a nice pair that are on discount. You cannot really count on sales for heels. Some are just plain worth the extra twenty bucks because they change stock so fast on them.

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